July 21, 2008

Jesus is coming, look busy

We've been lazy busy lately. Furge is doing whatever Furges do after living the good life in a large metropolitan area, Jenn has taken to roller derby, and I've been jonesing for a posting. And no more booze.

So I bring you sports.

The team who I was raised to follow, the New Orleans Saints, have picked up the biggest tool in the world: Jeremy Shockey. The Ada High grad with as much sense as you'd expect has been dealt for two draft picks. Clearly, there is no God. He'll do his part in New Orleans recovery by paying plenty of women to show him their tits. No fatties.

The Columbus Crew recently had first hand experience with English hooliganism by brawling in stadium with the supporters of West Ham United, or, the English equivalent of the Columbus Crew. It went as well as can be expected, considering there were about 30 Hammers and 100 Crew.

And if you watched the Espys... we're sorry.

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